Recently there has been a lot of turbulence in India about the implementation of the FDI Bill by the Indian Parliament, a bill that seeks to wipe out all small-scale economic establishments that run the country and replace them with WalMart, the dream of every developing country out there. This is the first sign of progress in this primitive nation, a leap forward for humanity as a whole, prosperity issued in public interest by the UPA government- WalMart!
A gentle reminder- The Government was set up in PUBLIC INTEREST, you idiots! Circuses and zoos are always made to satisfy the community’s rational demand for entertainment. Isn’t that the purpose of the whole Constitution?
Recently, there has ALSO been a crusade against corruption which achieved an all-nation status and was about to bring about a strong call for a body that shall have the right to pick up on anybody they find corrupt-looking. But then of course the Government took preventive measures to stop such anti-nationalist movements which sought to put a hold on corruption, the largest economic sector in the country. To do so it set-up a fabled commission to look into the demands of the people. Of course it is all just imaginary, but everyone must play along, to uphold the sanctity of the Constitution and in turn, the very beliefs of the Framers of the Constitution themselves. To make it all more believable the committee has also been given a name- the Lokpal Bill Committee. Commendable efforts, we must agree.
So a great thought struck me recently, while I was busy doing other godly things that Gods generally indulge in.
It is all so simple. Like putting 2 and 2 together!
The maximum damage that a miscalculation might cause are virtually non-existent against the chances of making a miscalculation here. we all know that 2+2 is 4, or 5 or 3. Come on, I’m just 14!
Our 552 members strong, 10th standard drop-out politico will surely be able to solve it, collectively of course.
Once the economy collapses after foreign chains are admitted entry into the Indian scenario, we will have a whole generation of tax-payers who will have to sponsor scams for the government, legally, by paying their taxes because they shall surely not benefit from any tax-exemption even after they lose all their taxable income.
Because our Government believes in financial equality, as clearly stated on the first page of the Constitution after the index and ‘All contents are fictional….’ standard warning, and as interpreted by the Honorable Supreme Court of India.
But till now all the bribes that we have payed have remained unaccountable. They have not been disclosed in the ‘Philanthropy’ section of our Tax forms. Any act of charity, to any Government-recognized NGO is exempted from tax payed by individuals or corporate houses.
So here’s the plan:
Give tax exemptions to bribes!
Isn’t the simplicity of the whole deal so magical. Problem gone.
Annually, most Indians above the poverty line donate a large percentage of their taxable income to Government officials and other workers directly under the Executive as an incentive to do their jobs, even after paying their salaries with their taxes.So when the money you pay in bribes is exempted from taxes, Indians do not end up paying more.
But when bribes get you exemption from taxes, YOU ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED TO PAY BRIBES! Isn’t that what the Government has been trying to make us do to support their scams. Every sustainable democracy depends on bribes for its very existence.
Everyone’s happy. Why not openly promote taxes! We’re doing just that, right?
No! The Government is encouraging citizens to pay more taxes. The more bribes you give, the lesser taxes you pay. By Law of Conservation of Black Money, the net income of the Government remains the same, even after a fall in taxable income of the general population. How noble of the Government.
Isn’t the plan just beautiful!
This post might incite feelings of violence and communal hatred and might not be acceptable to certain sections of society. So Kapil Sibal and/or any hacker with skills required to bring down this account may choose to withdraw this post very soon. But who cares about community and communal harmony anyway, the Government is going to accept this policy very soon, with or without this post being present.
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